Justin Checks in..

Hi there,

I'm Justin.  I like many things, but nothing more than TV. I will blog about sports, movies, books, some music, but mostly TV.

Here are some things about myself:

- I steal other peoples jokes

- Josh and JB will steal my jokes

- Fall TV Season is like my March Madness

- Actual March Madness is also my March Madness

- I own a bar with my brother, which I will reference frequently

- I am married to Alisha and I will frequently pawn her jokes off as mine

- I was a closet American Idol fan, but am now very public about my obsession

- I deal in absolutes, either something is the best or the worst, there is no middle ground

There are more things about me, but I can't think of them right now.  

I just watched SNL from this past week and I have a couple things to say about it.  I hate Fred Armisen, he's the worst! Can anyone be less funny? He is so annoying, and it seems all he can do is fake regional commercials in weird accents that are terrible.  Speaking of people who are the worst.  Is anyone worse than Darryl Hammond?  No, the answer is no. He's the absolute worst.  Nice impressions Darryl.  All of his impressions sound like Darryl Hammond doing an impression.  My favorite is when he does Darryl Hammond doing Donald Trump.  He sucks royal.  Speaking of sucking royal. Isn't Seth Myers the worst?  Yep, he's the worst.  He is Smuggy Smuggerson, the mayor of Smugwell.  How does he get to be head writer? Plus he likes the Red Sox.  Other than those D-rags, I like the cast.  It has some shining moments and Jason Sudeakis (sp?) is hilarious.

Want to know what's the best?  I'll tell you... LOST.  It is the best, and now they are dealing with time travel!  I called that Jeremy Davies, would be the best, and I was spot on, he rules.   

One other observation...the Juno soundtrack is overrated.  This is the same phenomenon as the Garden State soundtrack phenomenon.  Somebody found some pretentious indie music that the majority of people haven't heard and put it in a mainstream movie and all of a sudden people think this kind of music is groundbreaking, well...it's not.  Ask Jim, he has heard everything and this is not groundbreaking to him.  As my cousin told me the other day, the Juno soundtrack is Raffi for adults.  Let that sink in behind the rims of your thick black glasses, trendies!!

Oh yeah, Josh stole like 3 of my jokes in his blog yesterday.  

Thanks for listening, look forward to American Idol breakdowns by Josh and I in the near future.

Justonian Institute