I claimed that I would only be posting to this blog about things people truly care about, and this post does not disappoint. According to Ain’t It Cool News, a fourth FAST AND THE FURIOUS film is in the works where Vin Diesel, Robot Paul Walker, and Ana Lucia will reprise their roles from the original film in an attempt at beating the world record for most brooding glances in 90 minutes and shittiest movie of all time.
I’m guessing it’ll either be titled 4 FAST 4 FURIOUS: REALLY FAST or FAST AND THE FURIOUS: BRATISLAVA DRIFT.
The unofficial poster tagline: This time around, the cars are totally faster than before, everyone is WAY more pissed off, and to beat the other drivers they now have to hit the nitrous button on their steering wheel six times each race! Whoa! [via]
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All I can say is... At least Paul Walker and Vin Diesel are hot! Ok, that's all.
Oh Bex, that's SOOOOOO like a woman.
Always thinking with their pants.
You know, we've got brains toO!
I meant for that word to be a typo.
It's like a riddle.
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