2 more funny's

Yes JB, I got these from Rex.

Click. Here.

Planning is my thing

I'm not the type of person who can agree to have a bachelor party thrown in my honor, and then completely pass off all planning responsibilities to the best man. It's not in my nature. That being said, my best man is my brother and he is doing a good job getting it done. Of course I have been meddling in the planing. Let's just say my contribution involves a pontoon, whiffle bat/beer bong, and a home run derby.



Planning parties and a wedding reminds me of 1986 and setting up my GI Joe's for hours before battle, then carrying out the battles for about 5 minutes.

Now, back to that new Kings of Leon track...

Uh-Oh

The few of you who read this blog know that I am engaged to be married on September 13th. I recently found out my wife-to-be (I hate the word fiance, because it looks too much like finance, and there is no way I'm looking up how to insert an accent) used to have a idiosyncrasy about her bed. Apparently she wouldn't let people sit on it in college. She would even freak out about people looking at it! This is amazing news, not because I am scared to marry some OCD freak, but because this supplies me with at least 3 years of teasing material. I will beat that shit into the ground.

Redemption

This story from the New York Times deserves a read. I am completely fascinated with drug-use redemption stories. This author is able to write eloquently about it. Good Stuff.

With Farvra, anything is possible...

On KFAN today, some dude from Biloxi called in and said he ran into Farvra at the grocery store (totally legit!). Farvra told him that he hates the Packers management and wants to play with A.P. in Minnesota. Oh man, this video sums up my thoughts perfectly.

Japan part II

You just can't beat the abundance of humans in Japan.

Sex And The City Review

Yes, I admit it. I went to Sex And The City yesterday afternoon. Big deal. Wanna fight about it? Having the opportunity to date someone who had every episode of Sex And The City on DVD, and who also didn't have cable and took a ridiculously long time to get ready when we went out, I've seen every single episode, so the logical next move was to watch the film and complete the circle of apparent femininity that I've blindly walked into.

Aside from having a running time of ten years, the film wasn't that bad. I can summarize the entire film in one sentence. Carrie still hates technology, Charlotte is prim and proper, Samantha is a struggling nymphomaniac, and Miranda is a raging bitch. That's the whole movie. Oh yeah, I think a wedding happened at some point, but I could be wrong.

Afterwards, we ate an early dinner and after a heated debate over who would win in a game of one-on-one basketball between any player from the WNBA and our friend Cory, we discussed the movie. Here are our final reviews...

J.B.: "It wasn't that bad."

Chris: "It was okay."

Carey: "It was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I never wanted it to end. My life is now complete after watching this movie, and I can die a happy woman."