Funnies

I found two funny things on the Internet today (to read a very interesting history of the World Wide Web, click here).

1. Hilarious graphs and charts
JB, I know you been reading this for years, but a lot of people are unaware. By posting it on this blog, 3-5 people will now know about it.

2. Maury Povich has quitely overtaken Jerry Springer in the fight for daytime comedy talk shows. Witness the following two clips. In the battle for top comedy scene, I have to vote for #2. "The baby don't have my gift of gab." He said that. Plus, nice hair.




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As DW would say, Pure Class lad!

TV Sucks Right Now - Reprise

After publishing that last post, I decided that writing about how bad television sucks to your ass-mar* right now deserves a legitimate rant. After the season finale of Lost on Thursday, I don't know what I'm going to do all summer. Go outside? Yeah right. That's for hippies and surfers and surfer hippies and attractive people. Read a book? I don't own a sport coat with patches on the elbows or smoke a corn-cob pipe, so that idea is out the window.

My only solution is Netflix. Sweet, sweet Netflix. I currently average around five hours of TV a day (What's up ladies?) and the average DVD contains two hours of content. That's roughly 10,000 DVDs a week. Looks like I'll be upgrading my account for the summer. Have fun reading and doing outdoor activities, LOSERS!

*I'll give you a hug if you can tell me where this phrase is from. Shirkey and Justin don't get to play.

TV Sucks Right Now

Did anybody watch The Andromeda Strain remake on A&E last night?

Yeah, me neither.

Awesome Dean and Betsy

Is there anyone cooler than Prince? I think he could be cooler than Liam.
Watch his solo at the 3:30 mark.



I love the way he walks off stage at the end.

Links...

A guy poses as a 10 year old boy and writes letters to famous/infamous people asking them if he should drop out of school. Interesting experiment. Link


Anyone need to get me a birthday present?

I recently decided to give "How I Met Your Mother" a try. It's good, but I think I came in at a wierd moment in the show since it appears they are desperate to be renewed. I see the glimmers of comedic goodness though. Glad I listened to all the raving fans.

I also saw the movie "Priceless" last weekend. And yes, I paid $8.50 a ticket. However, I got to see Audrey Tautou wear little dresses and bed sheets. Well worth it.

End of society as we know it...

Dwyane Wade and Star Jones Makin' Miami Heat?
http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/24/dwayne-wade-and-star-jones-makin-miami-heat/

Two things are certain if this is true.

1.) There is no longer a need for the Onion with headlines like this.

2.) Barkley is definitely dropping D Wade from his fave 5.

-JZ

Pity Post

Justin claims that I write my posts in advance, and sit on them patiently until another member of this blog posts, and then hastily publish mine, thereby capturing the optimum viewing audience and moving their post down a notch.

This post illustrates said claim.