Uh-Oh

The few of you who read this blog know that I am engaged to be married on September 13th. I recently found out my wife-to-be (I hate the word fiance, because it looks too much like finance, and there is no way I'm looking up how to insert an accent) used to have a idiosyncrasy about her bed. Apparently she wouldn't let people sit on it in college. She would even freak out about people looking at it! This is amazing news, not because I am scared to marry some OCD freak, but because this supplies me with at least 3 years of teasing material. I will beat that shit into the ground.