After publishing that last post, I decided that writing about how bad television sucks to your ass-mar* right now deserves a legitimate rant. After the season finale of Lost on Thursday, I don't know what I'm going to do all summer. Go outside? Yeah right. That's for hippies and surfers and surfer hippies and attractive people. Read a book? I don't own a sport coat with patches on the elbows or smoke a corn-cob pipe, so that idea is out the window.
My only solution is Netflix. Sweet, sweet Netflix. I currently average around five hours of TV a day (What's up ladies?) and the average DVD contains two hours of content. That's roughly 10,000 DVDs a week. Looks like I'll be upgrading my account for the summer. Have fun reading and doing outdoor activities, LOSERS!
*I'll give you a hug if you can tell me where this phrase is from. Shirkey and Justin don't get to play.
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Please let me play. LOTF!
Remember our little talk about all your tv watching JB? Time for you to go outside... =)
"Hey, look at me! I'm greeeeedy, Dr. Jones!"
Justin, let's go to Space Aliens and get some galactic ribs and cosmic burgers on Saturday.
Due to the lack of participation in this game I assume one of two things. Either:
A. No one is interested in a hug from Jeremiah, which is not possible.
2. No one reads this blog, other than its authors and a long-lost high school friend, also not possible.
III. The trivia is too damn hard. As this is the only viable explanation, I'll provide a hint...
The quote is not from "The Big Lebowski."
Shirk
It's got to be Lord of the Flies... If I remember my 9th or 10th grade Lit class.
Tiffany
Phew. A girl got it. I swear to christ, if I had to hug one more dude...
...you'd be in heaven.
Apparently Justin desperately wants a job as head writer for ACCORDING TO JIM.
use a period. Dont leave yourself open for ambush by using an ellipses.
You're an ellipses.
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